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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank? A polterheist."
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"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? Well, the pickpocket snatches watches,"
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"Women are good for 2 things... Actually 3, if they take it in the ass."
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"What were those two people from VeggieTales? Oh yea, Barrackoli and Cucumberbatch."
"What did the dope dealer say after he got a colonic? I don't got shit."