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Joke of the Day
"Christmas tree's for single mom's Just big enough for her to carry by herself"
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"What goes zzub zzub ? A bee flying backwards !"
"Those are the whitest teeth I've cum across today."
"Why do Jews never deck the halls on christmas? Because of the holly cost."
"Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance? Nobody. He was too 'Freud."
"A man walks into an old club. ""Please, do not touch the artifacts"" says the archeologist."
"[museum] Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit? ""through that door"" Thank you very ruff! ""What'd you say?"" *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*"
"*wind starts wearimg sunglases adn 90s clothes* *wind starts recitimg will smith raps* wow this is som realy fresh air"
"Hillary Clinton has become so famous that they started naming footwear after her They call it the flip flop"
"2017 won't be all bad For the few people living just the right distance away from the nuclear strikes,the radiation will cure their cancer."