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Joke of the Day

"Gmail replaced the words on its buttons with symbols Which is great for all the illiterate people who use gmail"

"What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself? I can't even..."

"Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?"

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... and then it's fun and games with no depth perception."""

"What do you call a Vietnamese undercover police officer pretending to be a prostitute? Pho Ho PoPo"

"I'm at the doctor's office & they don't know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I'll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless."

"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There's no dental records and all the DNA matches"

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin."

"Reenacting the Civil War seems like a lot of work. I'd much rather reenact the Cola War from my couch. First is the battle of Whiskey."

"I don't always tell Dad jokes, but when I do, he tells me to get my fucking life together and stop being a disappointment."