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Joke of the Day
"What did the dope dealer say after he got a colonic? I don't got shit."
Next Joke
"Ok gas pump, enough! Credit or debit? Zip code? Reward Card? Car Wash? Receipt? What octane? It takes less buttons to launch a nuke!"
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? DECALFINATED"
"What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces? The US elections."
"I don't like rape jokes. They're always so forced."
"What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse? They both came in a little behind."
"My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over."
"What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power? A fission-chips shop."
"What's the difference between a weatherman and a well-hung dick doctor? One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist."
"i wish everything was made out of pizza i'd be like hey bro sorry I ate your pizza car and pizza house and pizza wife."