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Joke of the Day
"What did the dope dealer say after he got a colonic? I don't got shit."
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"What's 7 inches and makes women submissive? A knife."
"I hate it when the used car salesman is just a car wearing a suit."
"My wife bought a bunch of cheap camping supplies from a garage sale. This shall be known as the Summer of my Discount Tent."
"My apartment looks like a Sims house before you figure out the cheat code for unlimited money."
"Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her car? She burned her mouth on the exhaust."
"Man goes to a Doctor. ""Every time I attempt to pass water it hurts"" ""Does it burn?"" ""I don't know, I've never tried to set fire to it"""
"The biggest lie ""I have read the terms and conditions"""
"Serial killer or nerd If a guy has a knife collection he's a serial killer if he has a sword collection he's just a nerd."
"him: what do u wanna be? me: I wanna be a cat that transforms into a misty fog when people try to pet me him: wtf, I meant for Halloween?"