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Joke of the Day
"You'd think that Hip-Hop music would have more bunnies in it, but no."
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"What's the difference between eating pizza, and eating pussy? You eat the crust off the pizza!"
"My boss asked if I had any special skills so I put my hand under my armpit to make fart sounds. We laughed and now I'm clearing out my desk"
"The worst part of taking calc class Every day, I deal with my e^x"
"A blackout is just your brain clearing it's browsing history."
"The greatest thing about Christmas is how it teaches kids to be selfish little shits on someone else's birthday."
"Mom, I'm sleeping wit the neighbour -That's unacceptable young lady! He could be your Dad! -But Mom, you don't understand. Age doesn't matter for true love! -I didn't say anything about age ..."
"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. When the instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."
"A guy walks into a bar and orders ten shots... Poor guy, he was filled with bullets in the end of the day."
"Why will Donald Trump never have an amputation? Because you can't stump the Trump."