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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? About 3 weeks."

"Maybe that neighbor without a Wi-Fi password isn't an idiot. Maybe he's generous. And an idiot."

"*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!"

"The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range."

"My 7 year old told us some nut jokes. What do you call a nut on a wall? A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach? A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet? A peanut!!"

"What's miley cyrus's favourite color? twerkquoise"

"What's black and doesn't work? [Very NSFW] Bryce Williams' sense of perspective."

"I tried planting some seeds on myself... I wasn't into it at first, but now it's growing on me."

"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"

"I told my girlfriend I'm JFK Because I'm the king of cum-a-lot"