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Joke of the Day
"What did the sailor say about Pirates of the Caribbean It's see-worthy"
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"What did the raped dog said to the PETA activist? Thank god I am not an African kid."
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"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only Never mind. Batman's here."
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"The first Hobbit movie was half the book. The second, about a quarter. In the sixth instalment, the group has a 3 hour breakfast and a nap."