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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that broom on the news?? It's sweeping the nation"
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"What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin."
"Funniest YouTube channel? Mark Fitzgibben , Brandon Berg or BroKaine ? XDDD"
"I made a promise to a dying friend... ...that I'd stop making commitments."
"Now that China has blocked Wikipedia, they're considering replacing it with... ... Xikipedia!"
"*Guy tries giving me his phone number* Me: Oh no thank you. I already have one"
"Give a man a fish, he eats today. Teach a man to fish, he gets drunk in a boat."
"Have you heard about the new IPhone 6? I guess it's got people all bent out of shape."
"Her: Babe! Be careful! The stove is hot! Me winking and leaning on the stove: You're Hot, Baby. 911: What's your emergency?"
"What do you say when you see a Nazi trip and fall? ""Are you Alt-right?"""