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Joke of the Day

"Convince neighbours you're shrinking by walking past their window with progressively larger jars of hellmann's mayonnaise."

"Anyone know a good lawyer? (Question sponsored by Al Tebehalah's Discount Lobotomies)"

"Why was Joseph late to the meeting? He was Stalin."

"The description is hilarious! The title is deeply misinformed."

"Just told a girl who was getting too close we should just stay friens. In case you're wondering, I'll give her the d later"

"Why does snoop dog need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle...."

"So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday. My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it."

"Jewish Pedophile ""Do you want to buy some candies?"""

"How does a black chick know she's pregnant? The cotton from the tampon has been picked."

"A baby frog just purposely threw himself in front of my lawn mower..... I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide."