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Joke of the Day

"I'm getting really tired of this shit No, seriously, I've been sitting here pushing for like 25 minutes but nothing will come out and I'm exhausted."

"How do you stop your dog from humping your leg? You suck his dick. How can you tell your dogs gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"reflection on human being in the world there are two kinds of persons: those who finish what they started and those"

"Who burped at the big bad wolf? Little Rude Riding Hood!"

"What does a black man get after sex? 15 years - life in prison."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow almost any movie from his Pixar collection. But he's never gonna give you Up"

"There are alot of Hillary signs in my neighborhood... When did she change her last name to 'For Prison'?"

"Fish jokes? I'm working a community fish fry and need your best fish jokes! Like: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."

"Ready for the only way to enjoy Instagram? Follow zero people. Follow every dog."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are together in a lifeboat in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. No land in sight. No ships in sight. Who survives? The American people."