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Joke of the Day
"I don't know why everyone is hating on this mayweather it's beautiful out."
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"A Prime Rib, A Baked Potato, and a Garden Salad walk into a bar... The bartender snaps his head away from the newspaper and yells, ""Beat it, guys!"" ""We don't serve food!"""
"What do you call a gigolo you don't pay? A Free Willy."
"She: But WHY are you breaking up with me? Please tell me honestly. He (sigh): Ok It's...your ""signature sex move"" She: Judgmental Corpse?"
"What's your name? SIENNA Where you from, Sienna? MALIBU Do you like sports? GOLF You're just replying w car brands aren't you? FORD F-SERIES"
"Yo girl, are you from UPS? Cause I saw you checkin' out my package."
"The Barenaked Ladies have been pulled from the rubble alive, following the Nepal Earthquake. Its been One Week."
"Teen smoking is down 35 percent from when I was a kid. Unfortunately, so is teen ""coolness."""
"Wanna hear a joke you don't tell an orphan? Knock knock. Who's there? Not your family."
"What do you call an Asian man with one leg? Tie Won Shoo"