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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an animal that goes through your trash and tells great stories? A raccoonteur."

"Surprise your girlfriend by hiding in her trunk until you're dead."

"obama follow me on twitter"

"Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting."

"Why did the chicken fall into the well? He couldn't see that well."

"Three Mexicans were seen at the border. They were tres passing."

"The first fireman to get called to rescue a cat in a tree must have had the hose wrestled from him before someone told him to get a ladder."

"Once there was a man who followed the Mongol hordes so that he could catch and sell the injured after battles. He was a mangled Mongle monger"

"If you are dating a girl that doesn't like Star Wars... You are looking for love in Alderaan places."

"They could of at least added a middle finger emoji on iOS7."