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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken fall into the well? He couldn't see that well."
Next Joke
"What do you call a Frenchman shoving a baguette up your butt? A pain in the ass."
"Sometimes my sense of humour is so dark... ... It picks cotton"
"Hey thieves, ya know what's easier than avoiding rape in prison? A job."
"What do you say to a thin American? ""How's the chemotherapy going?"""
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."
"Just because I've lost my mind doesn't mean I'm looking for it."
"People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate dictionary, in actual fact there is 10 Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas"
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years Then we met."
"""Oh you like this cake? (*Tosses cake out the window*) Oops."" - Game of Thrones"