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Joke of the Day
"Helium walks into a bar. The bar tender says when don't serve nobles here. He didn't react."
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"Being Santa sounds easy... (NSFW) I've got plenty of experience emptying my sack into socks."
"Telling a girl she has nice hair is not sexual harassment Unless you're a dwarf"
"""It wasn't always easy growing up. Sometimes we had to wait .04 seconds for 9 million Google results to load."" - 2044 Presidential candidate"
"Condoms are really counterproductive."
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster ( )"
"What was your grandfather's favorite joke?"
"The Vatican just deleted all the Pope's tweets. Because NO ONE denies reality like the Catholic Church."
"This is what I say to people who are against abortions Don't get an abortion"
"Did you hear about the redditor who had a girlfriend?"