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Joke of the Day

"Dear fork, I just wanted to inform you that you have a son. His name is Spork. Love always, Spoon PS: he has your hair."

"I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms."

"A Amish scientist..."

"I'm surprised Trump ran as a Republican I thought he was running as a joke"

"It's amazing with all of the bars in Boston that AT&T; only has one."

"You know what I hate about fashion designers? They are so clothes-minded."

"Ever hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he."

"Why is it awkward to have sex with Jesus? He keeps saying ""Oooh Dad Ooooh Dad OOOH DAAAAD"""

"Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate three Pearl Jam albums into English"

"Toddlers are the only life form that can exist entirely on their own snot, one goldfish cracker, and half a chicken nugget a day."