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Joke of the Day
"We were so high at the movies that I tried find my seatbelt and my friend helped me look for it."
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"A blonde was attempting to swim across the English channel. But she got tired halfway, and swam back."
"My friend's name is Jesus. So if I go driving with him, can Jesus literally take the wheel?"
"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!"
"I asked my friend if he wanted brown rice... He said, ""No, I hate brown rice; I only eat white rice."" I said, ""What are you, riceist?"""
"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face"
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe"
"Ok No Loitering sign, let's get one thing straight: the type of people who loiter are not the type of people who know what loitering means."
"It's like my dad always said: ""Stop quoting me and come up with your own ideas."""
"Dear Board of Education, So are we. Sincerely, Students"