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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year."
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"How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it will take him 50 tries to do it."
"There must be a special discount store for plumbers... There pants are always 50% off"
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a shit."
"Pretty sure my baby thinks the number after 10 is yay."
"Are there any 6 foot penguins round here? Asked the stranger who just pulled up wih his truck outside a bar. ""No"" the barkeep replied. ""Well fuck,"" he said, ""I guess I just ran over a nun..."""
"Africans bring a whole new meaning to lesbians ""Eating each other out"""
"Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken."
"I have four problems in life... ...counting, remembering and counting."
"If she's not ruining your life.....She's just not that into you."