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Joke of the Day

"A sincere apology is like coffee. Don't talk to me beforehand."

"I started working on my 2nd million this year... Gave up on the first..."

"Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's good! But when it's bad.. It's still kinda good."

"What do you call a sex toy bought at IKEA? A ""One Night Stand"""

"I almost got caught stealing a board game today... but it was a Risk I was willing to take."

"I found a way to make all this gender identity stuff work for me. My right hand will now identify as female. Now I won't have to be sad every time I masturbate."

"18 holes What do you call the area between a womans vagina and butt hole? *The driving range, because that's where I hit my balls!*"

"I tried dusting after five energy drinks now my house is on fire."

"Just found out I'm pregnant. At least that's what this expectant mother sign for my parking spot says."

"By the time they were my age my parents had two kids and a house, whereas I have joy."