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Joke of the Day
"What you get when you turn a blonde woman upside down? A brunette with bad breath."
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"My wife said if this comment is gilded we'll do anal... I sure hope it isn't, my ass'll be grass when she's done with it..."
"Why did the strawberry cry? Because his mother was in a jam."
"I like to play chess with old men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them."
"Blind guy: I love this half-sandwich restaurant. Me: What do you mean? This place only serves whole- Service dog: *puts a paw on my lips*"
"The presidency should be EASY for Trump... after all, mini hands make light work."
"Hey, girls who won't stop talking about how much you love sports: We get it. You want a boyfriend."
"What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things? A horoscope."
"2 yr old just made me wish I was 2 again: ""I had a dream I was walking down the street and didn't have to hold anyone's hand"""
"I ordered a bowl of spaghetti and found a linguine noodle at the bottom he was an impasta"