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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear? About the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?..."
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"Don't blame me for acting like a baby, I was born that way."
"Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you."
"How does a black man win Father of the year?NSFW He pays for the abortion."
"Watching movies with kids: If he/she hasn't seen it, eons and billions of questions. If he/she has seen it, eons and billions of spoilers."
"God: I made you in my own image. Adam: Your penis looks bigger."
"How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff? Put a redneck behind it."
"I have a question for you guys. After the door bell rings, how long do I have to wait to turn the TV volume back up and make any movement?"
"My Uncle Benny Always used to Say, ""If you like a girl you should buy her a Toothbrush..."" ""Because then every time she puts it in her mouth, she'll think of you."""
"I got done for shoplifting today. I paid for six cans of Sprite at the self checkout, but when security checked my bag he discovered I'd picked 7 up."