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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when you should get a puppy? When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out"

"Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No the shine from your head blinded me."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!"

"Some people are named after where they were conceived. For example Brooklyn, Paris... My friend Ally doesn't agree."

"I went to a girl and was like ""I'd like to take my rocket to Uranus"" She detached the final stage"

"I heard a guy at the beach screaming, ""HELP! SHARK! HELP!"" I just laughed. I knew that Shark wasn't going to help him."

"I dropped my phone in the bath Now it's syncing."

"I saw a refrigerator call a cab once Guess he was tired of running."

"Edison didn't fail at making a lightbulb, he found 10,000 ways that don't work. Number 7,511 will shock you!"

"A police officer called my attention He asked why I have red eyes.......Now we both have sore eyes"