216798

Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine is really into A Tribe Called Quest... ... I'd buy him an album, but I left my wallet in El Segundo."

"I fell off a 50 foot ladder yesterday. Luckily I was on the bottom step."

"If you traded your windowless van for an ice cream truck or a big red sleigh you would triple your child kidnappings."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass"

"The 2016 presidential race Nuff said."

"A dslexic man walked into a bra. His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event."

"Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother."

"If electricity is always directing itself to the least resistant, where would it go? The French"

"Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: You send down five skin divers."

"So it was my 18th birthday the other day... Maybe now I can help my dad find those cigarettes he's been looking for the last 12 years."