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Joke of the Day

"Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother."

"Some gamers think that it's wrong to cheat... but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross"

"Why couldn't the two melons get married? They can't elope."

"I'm really claustrophobic and just walked into a room crammed full with married people... Luckily there wasn't a single person in it"

"You'll know when it hits 0 degrees because all the Canadians will be wearing shorts, playing frisbee and BBQing outside."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those that can count and those that can't"

"Whats the difference between vaginal and anal sex? The vaginal sex can make your day, but anal sex will definitely make your hole weak."

"I secretly gave our Waffle House waitress a $100 tip and my family can't figure out why she's crying & hugging me & trying to get in our car"

"The neighbors with the baby moved out, and now the loudest crying heard throughout the entire apartment complex comes from me."

"allentine's ay. For those of you who won't be getting the V or the D on Feb. 14th."