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Joke of the Day

"A dslexic man walked into a bra. His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event."

"What languages do pigs speak Porktuguese"

"Hey guys, trust me on this one, tweets aren't nearly as funny when they're being read aloud in a courtroom."

"People accuse me of never giving a damn about anyone but myself, but I distinctly remember saying 'bless you' when someone sneezed last year"

"Why did Dave Mirra cross the road? To go to the Gun Store!!"

"Who makes coffee for the U.N.? The French Press Secretary!"

"Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter"

"How many Police Officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, they were too busy beating up the room for being black."

"No matter how compelling and convincing the other person's argument is, you can always win a debate by adding ""yeah, but still"" at the end."