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Joke of the Day

"My band is so indie we don't even record together. You have to buy 4 separate cds and play them at the same time."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"

"If you see a cat with a dart in it, that's my cat and I need him back, we aren't done yet."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $5 to have a garbanzo bean on me."

"someone using bare hands to put salad on a plate is letting you know they're not here for discussions about etiquette or anything really"

"Cow with a twitch, beef jerky."

"One of the best ways to prepare for marriage is to wait 15 minutes in your car before going anywhere."

"This fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined"

"I designed a website for orphans. There isn't a homepage."

"my mom should have been on one of the planes that crashed on 911 ... I think -Anthony Jeselnik"