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Joke of the Day

"If you own a karate dojo and you don't make your employees answer the phone ""Hiiiiiiiiya"" You're doing it wrong"

"Diagnosing myself on WebMD after smoking a joint is a terrible idea, i always end up with HIV and I probably just have gas (and now anxiety)"

"I ran into my dad earlier... Shitty driving must run in the family..."

"Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call!"

"Whats the difference between white people and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others."

"What is loud and sounds like an apple? **AN APPLE!**"

"How do you spell ""sawss"" as in ""spaghetti sawss"" ?"

"I once dated a guy who left a trail of rose petals leading to a sinkful of dirty dishes."

"Researchers in Canada have reported finding a superconductor that they say works at room temperature."

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarous"