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Joke of the Day
"I just got hit head on by a crazy women riding a menstrual cycle."
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"Why did Johnny teach the cockatoo to do a front flip? So he could say he flipped the bird. ^I'm^not^very^good^at^these"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !"
"Went into the kitchen to look for pot and all I found were pans."
"The sauciest 1% of Americans are saucier than the bottom 95% combined."
"Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?[x-post from /r/punny ] Because you can't end on a prep position."
"I just now remembered the Titans."
"A father asks his child, ""Could you please stop listening to Korean music?"" ""K, pop."""
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult"
"What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around? Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!"