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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who has a fetish for cashews? He's fucking nuts."
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"I'm just back from Conspiracy Theory Club. You won't believe the first rule."
"I put a downward force on the end of a lever arm in hopes to get a cold-cuts sandwich but ended up with a meatball marinara... TL;DR Weight a moment, wrong sub..."
"I used to be a necrophiliac... til the rotten cunt split on me"
"If looks could kill, I'd still use a baseball bat."
"How do black people die from a drive by? Everytime someone screams ""get down! "" they stand up and start dancing!"
"I texted her ""Thankin bout ur butt"" I don't know how much more romantic you can be"
"Why does Poland stay from Germany? a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly"
"What was the other reindeer's name? Olive. EDIT: Please don't explain and let those suffer who don't understand"
"I wonder if giraffes can eat so much their stomach explodes bc they just don't know it right away cuz it's in their neck for so long. What."