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Joke of the Day
"Nintendo Did you hear about the guy who married his Nintendo? Apparently he did it on Wed-Nes-day."
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"If I ever have a daughter I want to name her Noe. It would be pronounced like Noel and spelled the same but with no 'L'."
"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash. (In honor of the late Shepard Book. RIP)"
"You say potato, I say put out, ho. Otherwise, I'm calling the whole thing off."
"My next door neighbour just accused me of stealing clothes from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants"
"What's the difference between a run-down Greyhound stop and a crabby, decrepit prosititute? The first is a crusty bus station, whereas the second is an accurate description of your mother."
"I once entered ten puns in a comedy competition hoping one would win. But, no pun in ten did."
"What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint? Tongue and groove"
"Hey can I call you back in like 6 weeks?"
"At this point making fun of Lindsay Lohan feels like laughing at the underprivileged Little League team who has to play in blue jeans."