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"Making Asian food is easy... It's a WOK in the park"
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"""I know, right?!!"" Is the WRONG thing to say when my neighbor tells me that his wife is wild in bed. Lesson learned."
"I wanked over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming."
"Based on the things my kid will and won't eat, my cooking is apparently worse than a stale Fruit Loop covered in dog hair."
"My doctor told me I needed to see a rheumatologist... I told him that's a strange way to say interior designer."
"""When a girl says 'Awww Thanks!', it means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape from."""
"""hey jay"" ""sup world war"" ""how u doin' dragon ball"" - the z family reunion"
"How do you describe eating just the right amount? Nom Nom Nominal"
"On a scale of 1 to 10 you can't even weigh yourself unless you are an infant or leprechaun or something."
"Hilarious Email Signature Sent from DOM control panel by (name) If you wish to say ""no"" to future emails, please click here However, please bear in mind that ""no"" does not always mean ""no"""