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Joke of the Day

"I went to the blacksmiths for a job interview He asked me ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" I replied ""no, but i told a donkey to fuck off."""

"what's the definition of confusion? Fathers day in Detroit."

"Time for a , ""How many ___ does it take to screw in lightbulb?"", thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato? HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle"

"I'm going to be late I'm at the hospital getting my hymen restored, so I'm a bit de-laid."

"Rape jokes aren't funny. Ask a rape victim if they think rape jokes are funny. They'll say no. Not like that ever did them any good though."

"Do you call a senior citizen bride's pre-wedding party... A golden shower?"

"HR: You can't urinate outside. Me: Then how will we keep the jellyfish away? HR: Can you take a drug test? Me: Nope, I'm all out of urine"

"Organized people are just people who are too lazy to look for things."

"When everyone is sharing the jokes of the day on Facebook but... You already reddit"