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Joke of the Day

"Two cavemen in the Ice Age are in their cave. One has a philosophical moment pop into his mind. He then says ""what is *UP*?"". The next caveman says ""I don't know, just chilling what's up with you?""."

"When your iPod stops working, it floats. Because it doesn't sync."

"What does Sean Connery do with his quiche? He opensh hish doorsh with them."

"Did you hear about the guy that was hospitalized with several plastic horses in his ass? His condition is stable"

"Are you all allright? No, you are all left"

"just putting the facts out there 2 educate. personally know a guy who tried pot one time and he was mauled to death by a bear years later"

"My dog is a typical guy, I talk to him and he's all wagging his tail, but I know he's not listening. I get it ladies."

"What do cutters and heroin addicts have in common? Long sleeves."

"Someone put six uneaten pastries in the trash because Satan has many forms."

"Hurricanes are loud, costly and sometimes fatal forces of nature That's why the WMO name them after their wives"