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Joke of the Day

"Two cavemen in the Ice Age are in their cave. One has a philosophical moment pop into his mind. He then says ""what is *UP*?"". The next caveman says ""I don't know, just chilling what's up with you?""."

"How do you know when your girlfriend is to young? When you have to make the aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth."

"So eBay takes 10% of your profits and Craig's List is 100% free, but with the chance of being murdered...such a dilemma"

"Then there was the time a cement truck collided with a paddy wagon. Twelve hardened criminals escaped."

"What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone? a Snapping Turtle"

"A rather bold robber... Broke into the local police department and stole all of their toilets. Cops report that they have nothing to go on."

"Breaking: Microsoft announces the Monkees catalog now available on Zune."

"Did you hear about the neutron that robbed the bank? It wasn't charged."

"Sometimes I'll catch my reflection in a mirror and I'll be like, ""oh no, that can't be right."""

"I wonder if John McCain plays with plastic Army men and pretends he's President at home."