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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian in a tank? A chink in the armor."
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"It's so cold... I saw a gangsta pulling up his pants"
"CW:my husband doesn't understand me at all. What about yours? Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you..."
"at my high school reunion everyone kept asking where my date was so I finally told them my dog ate him. no one laughed"
"How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef? He spent his day cutting up vegetables"
"When people say let's stop fighting and act like a family, that's where I get confused."
"The best way to prevent the next generation from stealing your lunch... Is to not show them where your lunch is. Because you forgot where you left your lunch."
"A man walks into a bar with a loaded gun ""All right, anyone here that slept with my wife, please step forward. A man from the back of the bar shouts, ""You don't have enough bullets!"""
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race."
"A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number."