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Joke of the Day
"Are you gonna tattle to HR every time I threaten to burn your baby? Grow up!"
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"What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !"
"What pier is disliked by almost everybody? Piers Morgan."
"What's the leading cause of obesity in women? Wedding rings"
"Q: What do you call the Association of Blood Donors? A: The IV League."
"[waking from 10 yr coma] Where am I? ""Don't worry. You're home in America"" But...I'm Swedish! ""World Emperor Trump will explain everything"""
"Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them."
"So there I was hanging from the ledge... When I thought ""hold on a minute..."""
"My CAD guy was having a rough day at work... So I told him to just fillet the whole model. It really takes the edge off."
"French toast is just like regular toast but with a tongue in it"