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Joke of the Day

"What's the first thing a redneck buys when going to a family reunion? Condoms."

"Pharmacists should stuff every third prescription bottle with one of those snakes that pops out at you... cuz laughter is the best medicine."

"Why are Gay and Lesbian parades always held in the Summer? Because Pride comes before a Fall."

"How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. Four to sit in the dark and cry about it and one to write the song."

"My head and I are not on speaking terms this morning. I suddenly know what it's like to be a man."

"An anti-joke about lawyers. Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers."

"OK I made a new one! How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months? Central Fajiting."

"What is the difference between me and being artistic? The second letter."

"What do you get when you blow up a police station? Bacon bits I came up with this joke 15 years ago when I was a dumbass teen.. maybe in poor taste with everything going on but thought I'd share."

"*experiences all five stages of grief while the waiter walks by my table with what I thought was my dinner*"