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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen? Carlos."
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"Two mods walk into a bar... [deleted]"
"PUMP UP THE JAM! PUMP UP THE JAM! --- supervisor at the Smucker's factory."
"What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet? Why so Ceres?"
"I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire."
"Babies are the most helpless & vulnerable of humans, it's fked up that they're the only humans you're allowed to just throw into the air."
"Why do people get divorced in the holiday season? Because they Marry Christmas!"
"I'm no relationship scientist but I think men prefer girls who make their dck hard, not their life."
"Wake up, kids! Bees can't even read, much less spell. IT'S A SCAM!"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"