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Joke of the Day
"Which online dating site connects me with single-malt liquor in my area?"
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"Cute Internet Girl: This guy is pretty funny, I think I'll fol- Me: *Human Cannonballs my way into her living room* HELLO!"
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"A skeleton walks into a bar.. Something something beer and mop.."