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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree? Jahbless!"
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"HR: You said: You're ""moist"" welcome? Me: Autocorrect. HR: You're fine. Me: Sweet! HR: I meant: you're fired. Autocorrect."
"Say what you want about pacifists"
"What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and Speak!"
"How is Chick-Fil-A like a black hole? You can come in, but you can't come out. <editorial non-joke remark - I'm straight, but these guys need to learn a lesson IMHO>"
"What's the most overused joke nowadays? Donald Trump"
"Now that Donald Trump will be President, I really hope he builds the wall. We need to keep all those crazy Americans contained."
"I could never be on The Bachelor. I don't need millions watching me get dumped & cry on tv. It's bad enough my cat sees that shit everyday."
"Tag every baby photo you see on on Facebook as Verne Troyer."
"I went to a party with a group of pacifists the other night. It was pretty killer."