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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree? Jahbless!"

"Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? The Rooster"

"What is the difference between Spain and edge of table Cup stays longer on edge of table"

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it, but they'll get fired if they eat it!"

"""I'll have to report you sir"" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. ""You were doing 85 miles an hour."" ""Nonsense officer"" declared the driver. ""I've only been in the car for ten minutes."""

"if women think they arent meant to cook why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"

"Did you hear about the frog that wasn't good at parking? He had to get toad."

"What do you call the rapid growth of Indian cities? Turbanisation"

"What do you get when you cross an octopus and a Mexican? I don't know but it can pick the shit out of some lettuce."

"Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk? It always had some sort of weed on it!"