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Joke of the Day
"Why are automatic vehicles difficult to drive? Because they don't come with a manual"
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"A lot of people ask me ""why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"""
"How do you beat someone in an argument? Use your fists."
"How does Shrek describe his sex with Fiona? Medi-Ogre"
"The person sleeping next to you is statistically more likely to murder you than any other person on the entire planet. Do the dishes."
"I am sad I can no longer get Arnold Palmer's at restaurants anymore But it looks like I can get an Arnold Embalmer now."
"My kids never finish their dinner because they're saving room for bath water."
"What is the difference between Vinod Khosla and Rajat Gupta Vinod khosla made his money in information technology while Rajat Gupta made his money by selling information with the help of technology"
"I would like to start a career in boxing, but I couldn't find any promotor But then I can just send a tweet to Donald Trump"
"What is Andreev-Reflection? When electrons are reflected assholes by a superconductor."