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Joke of the Day

"I would like to start a career in boxing, but I couldn't find any promotor But then I can just send a tweet to Donald Trump"

"Hey I just met you... And this is Crazy... But this is a nice restaurant... So, Silence your baby!"

"Tinder announced a new feature this week which gives users 37 gender options to choose from And it's now easier than ever to avoid matching with the mentally unstable"

"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb? How much money are we talking about here?"

"Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !"

"What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !"

"What kind of person is sexually excited from looking at young animals? A PETAphile."

"PATIENT: I've been so stressed out lately. What can I do? DR DOG (tail wagging like crazy): Studies show that petting dogs relieve stress"

"Knock knock... **Knock Knock** Who's there? **Interrupting Cow.** Interrupting Cow who? **Moo...... FUCK!**"

"Why are black people so good at running? Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin."