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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a balding Native American? A patchy.."

"I could kill you with kindness, but shoving you into traffic just saves so much time."

"Just saw a boneless KFC commercial followed by an ad for apple flavored beer. Anyone remember when adults didn't act like five year olds?"

"*Works out on rowing machine *Breaks rowing machine *Doesn't know own strength *Buys Doritos to celebrate *Can't open bag"

"Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!"

"If you're looking for a good place to buy a Blackberry, I'd suggest 2006."

"I bet you 80908429702979720947290472390749270 ... That you didn't read that number :)"

"Why do pedophiles love Old Navy sales? Cause all the kid's clothes are 60% off."

"Disappointment a woman, after a long search on the internet, found out that ""PHILLIPS 14 INCH"" was actually a T.V"

"How can you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard."