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"What do you call a balding Native American? A patchy.."
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"I wish people would stop only talking about Jesus and just start acting like him."
"I'm in trouble with my wife. I totally forgot her special birthday' that was such a big deal apparently. Still, everything went fine and it was a healthy baby boy!"
"Q: What do you call a cow who's had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated."
"her: what r u doing? me: taking a photo of a glass of tap water on snapchat & see if they have- her: oh god me:-a water filter."
"Why do people insist on saying ""You're next"" to me at weddings? Do they not realize how serial killery that is?"
"How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment? Error [value unknown]"
"Marriage counsellor: What's the problem? Wife: He is so literal. It drives me mad. MC: And how do you feel, Stephen? Me: With my hands."
"Went to see the new "" pixels "" movie but The resolution was bad"
"A guy named Michael was rushed to the emergency room one night and had to have heart surgery.. I guess you could say it was open Mike night."