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Joke of the Day

"her: what r u doing? me: taking a photo of a glass of tap water on snapchat & see if they have- her: oh god me:-a water filter."

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"Did you hear about the silent performer that got sent to jail? He was sodomimed"
"Q: Why do marble statues look so mean? A: They have hearts of stone."