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"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his pizza before it was cool"
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"(Can we bring back the good old Chuck Norris short jokes people?-I'll start first) Chuck Norris is the first guy to have made a knot out of a diamond."
"Whats Black White and Red allover Detroit in winter"
"What's a baker's biggest fear? Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread."
"What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan? Make America 8 again"
"Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!"
"I met this really hot Geologist today. She had quite a Gneiss ass."
"[breakup] Who should get the cat? ""I don't know...let's see who he loves the most"" {3 weeks later} Can you tell? ""Nope"""
"I was forcibly held underwater, made to consume human flesh, and drank human blood all before puberty. man Christianity has some weird traditions."
"It's not that I accept the Terms and Conditions. It's just that I would rather not spend the rest of my life reading them."