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Joke of the Day

"What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack."

"One big plot hole in X-Men is that Wolverine is over 100 yrs old but there's never been a point in history when that was a hairstyle."

"I thought it was FRAT Tuesday! Now what am I supposed to do with all these popped collars?"

"[high seas] FIRST MATE: The men be ready to attack PIRATE: Arr! FIRST MATE: Oh sorry...the men ""are"" ready to attack"

"If by ""fetching"" you mean ""looks like I was dragged from the woods by a dog"" then yes I look fetching."

"One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber's car in the front of the house. - Oh my God I hope it is her lover."

"Q: What's E.T. short for? A: So he can fit in his space ship."

"What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common? You guessed it: we're all white."

"People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that."

"Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris."