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Joke of the Day
"Facebook: the only book teens read these days."
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"Sometimes I just wish people were as easy to forget as PIN numbers."
"Did you hear about the woman who replaced her addiction to ornithology with alcohol? She was described as being off her tits."
"I'm agnostic. What happens to me when I die? Idk. (I decay)"
"What happens when ducks fly upside down?? They quack up"
"Why did the ghost go to jail? He got arrested for possession."
"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her B-shells."
"the divorce rate among my socks is astonishing"
"I like my coffee like I like my men. Sweet and delicious and makes me feel awesome at first but then I feel like shit and end up sitting on the toilet regretting my life choices."
"Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart? He desperately needed Apu."