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Joke of the Day
"On a scale of Alligator to Gorilla.... How shitty of a parent are you?"
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"What is yellow and can't swim An excavator :D"
"Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed? On charges of battery."
"What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting."
"22 year old me after a night of drinking: ""I hope I didn't do anything stupid."" 29 year old me: ""I hope I didn't agree to go on a hike."""
"One of my exes left me bcuz, according to her, I'll never amount to anything. 15 years later & let me just say this... Lucky guess."
"Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!"
"What did the German Footballer name his pet? Schweinsteiger."
"Did you hear about the guy with the perfectly average facial features. I hear it was a mean look."
"Who sings ""Love me tender"" and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis."