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Joke of the Day
"What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King? An angry wopper."
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"My wife asked my why i carry a gun in the house. I looked at her and said ""Decepticons"". She laughed, i laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster. It was a good time."
"What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal? Wet"
"I remember Pandora back when it was called your dad trying to find a song he liked on a road trip."
"What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell"
"I thought I could take my dog with me to the gym today, but it didn't work out."
"Do gun manuals have a ""trouble shooting?"" section?"
"I once knew a soldier who suffered through both mustard gas and pepper spray. He was a seasoned veteran."
"What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros? An abomination."
"Why did hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill"