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Joke of the Day
"What's a terrorist's favourite car? A Ford Exploder."
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"Why is whacking a Donald Trump pinata a really *bad* idea? Because it's full of shit"
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"How high are you? No officer, it's hi, how are you."
"What do you call a Jewish stoner with Downs Syndrome? A twice baked potato"
"Fun fact for you... 5 out of 4 people don't understand ratios..."
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"Why did the man become a baker? He kneaded the dough."
"I robbed a lamppost with words printed on it. It's ok, I didn't get in trouble though. You don't get karma from text posts."
"Argon walks into a bar... bartender says, ""we don't serve your kind"". Argon doesn't react. How noble of him."