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Joke of the Day

"A lawyer walks into a bar. A lawyer leaves the bar. A lawyer walks into the bar. A lawyer fails the bar because he was drunk."

"Maybe it's chicken that tastes like everything."

"How many dicks do you have to suck before you know you're gay? Three, two for fun and one just to make sure."

"What is OJ Simpson's password on his computer? Slash, slash, backslash, escape."

"Bumper sticker reads.... Voices inside my tells me everything is going to be ok"

"Leaving your cell phone unlocked near your girlfriend is like leaving a cake near a fat kid"

"What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?..... ......There's twenty of them."

"Why is DJ Khaled so good at music? He loves major keys."

"Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you."

"Why can't Sluts Count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful!"