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Joke of the Day
"Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time."
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"Sisters thinking of joining isis are infatuated with i products."
"(Computer science) I asked a Texan if he's seen his family tree, he said, ""you mean family graph?"""
"What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?! Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad."
"You can be the most beautiful woman on the planet but if you can't cook don't worry I can"
"I was at a Chinese restaurant... when I realized that a duckling is a small duck. So I decided to cancel my order of steamed dumplings."
"After exercising and eating right all week on Saturday I'm like the Kool-Aid man running into Chipotle."
"After sex, a girl once told me I had a small penis. She was cool, though. She never told any of her friends... She never told anyone. Anything. Ever. Again."
"have you ever tasted african food? don't worry if you haven't, neither have they"
"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make... Then they call me ugly and poor."