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Joke of the Day

"Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time."

"One of my black friends told me this, and I didn't know if I should laugh: What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded"

"My girlfriend accused me of being big-headed and thinking I was better than I was. I nearly fell off my throne."

"What's the difference between driving a Volvo and putting your hand down the front of Donald Trumps trousers? You feel a bigger dick driving a Volvo"

"Me, Myself & Irene What would be the movie called if it were about you? You Yourself & Urine."

"For years I've been wiping my arse with my right hand. I now realise that I should have been using toilet paper."

"What did one cow say to the other? Hey moo!"

"Somebody needs to figure out how to deep fry a salad."

"What did the lazy suspect say to the court? I haven't done anything to warrant a rest."

"The original title for Star Wars was ""Skywalker: Texas Ranger"". Starring Chuck Norris."